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shouldered 

To have a shouler up your vagina
When Olivia jumped off of Jonathans shoulders, she got shouldered
shouldered by WOOO* July 1, 2008

Shouldered 

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.
ā€œI’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!ā€
Shouldered by Emmeresident April 23, 2024

Women who wear one shouldered tops 

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.
Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.

Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.
When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.
Slippery Shouldered by Supermama October 18, 2008

Slopey Shouldered 

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness
Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.
Slopey Shouldered by RMR@RRC April 26, 2011

shoulder check 

The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.
Janet shoulder checked Denise on her way out, hoping for a fight.
shoulder check by Miami Mistress November 30, 2009