shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011

Shoelace

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.

Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.

by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Shoelace

To hang yourself.

Why dont you just go and shoelace?

by Pasta Monk January 14, 2010

Shoelace

Shoelace is my crushes code name

Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”

by I’m pre cool ik May 21, 2020

shoelace

ties your shoe

what did i do with your shoelace?

by reformedpug December 23, 2016

Shoelace

it’s a thing that happens whilst performing an oral seggzual act on a person; and when you pull away, there’s a string of saliva shoelace connecting the genitalia to your mouth

“Dammmmnnnnnn Gina, you showing some mad shoelace right now”

by HCranch July 2, 2021

shoelace

noun
what you say before throwing a stuffed animal at someone

"Shoelace", I said as I threw the teddy bear at my friend

by certainsomeone21 December 23, 2025