shizen

A word used instead of shit, especially when you are just saying shit, before remebering not to swear.

Kid: Daddy, you forgot your wallet.
Dad: Oh SHI...zen, Shizen!
Kid: 0_o ?

by Saldan June 29, 2008

shizen

a word for people giving up swearing, a replacement word for sh!t

oh shizen, i dropped my phone!
this film is so shizen!!!
you're full of bull shizen
this is the shizen
im just shizening around

by wenis25something June 6, 2013

Shizen

It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason

"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."

by Bleh November 5, 2004

shizen houzen

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

by jem October 16, 2003

shizen howzen

Shit house.

Just went to see that Julia Roberts movie, it was shizen howzen

by freddybob27 May 28, 2012

shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005

ein shizen

A German slang for pooping on someone or on their chest.

I'm gonna give you an ein shizen.

by Farmer Ted the 2nd September 1, 2009