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scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.
"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"
scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017

them crumblies 

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.
*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies
them crumblies by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010

Bumble Scrumble 

A semi sexual act involving two partners, a word which really means anything from kissing to doing the nasty if ya get my drift
Josh: Bumble scrumble?
Neve: Sure babes
Bumble Scrumble by Bumblescrumbler October 30, 2020
Scrumble is the official Facebook application for Premiership Rugby. As the best way to organize attending a game with your mates, the Scrumble app serves as a seamless event planning hub to organize every detail of a cracking day at the rugby. The application ensures that the most important details get sorted, including who’s attending and where and when to meet, whilst not leaving out the fun bits, like who’s paying the first round, predictions for the match’s first scorer, and other “rules of the day”.
I'm going to a Premiership Rugby match in two weeks, guess it's time to set up a Scrumble.
Scrumble by lunchanddinner September 16, 2010
Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.
Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”
Scrumble by poobrainer September 16, 2010

scrumboliosis 

A medical condition when no other medical conditions are applicable
When a man’s vagina hurts, he has scrumboliosis.
scrumboliosis by daddy wil April 8, 2022