saxaphone

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

by Fire August 28, 2004

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 22, 2006

saxaphone

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

by mixolydian April 08, 2010

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

matt: hi my name is matt and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 21, 2006

Saxaphone

To saxaphone someone means to blow on someones penis so hard it makes a noise like a brass instrument.

Sally: Good night last night?
Grace: Yeah I totally saxaphoned ben.
Sally: dude!

by quill master March 05, 2009

Rusty Saxaphone

A female receiving anal felatio while getting the reach around "saxaphone" style. -Rusty Saxaphone

The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.

My boyfriend was drunk and decided it would be fun to give me the rusty saxaphone last night, I'm glad he had cut his fingernails earlier in the day.

by Jordan Fenton July 24, 2008

alto saxaphone

the idiotic way of spelling "saxophone"
the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)

Ignorant person: "Hey whos that hot chick playing the alto saxaphone over there?"
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.

by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard March 08, 2008