The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a rattle snake the chauffer was runtied.
by john doe December 2, 2003
Get the runte mug.The apex form of male arousal — a state of such god-tier hardness that it transcends the boundaries of a regular erection. A Runtē is not just stiff, it’s terrifyingly unyielding, as if the laws of biology have been temporarily suspended.
When a man experiences a Runtē, the blood drains from his face, turning him pale, his vision may blur, and time itself seems to pause in reverence. It’s the kind of hardness that refuses to go down, even long after the moment has passed. You could run a marathon, take a cold shower, listen to your grandmothers voicemail — doesn’t matter. The Runtē remains.
When a man experiences a Runtē, the blood drains from his face, turning him pale, his vision may blur, and time itself seems to pause in reverence. It’s the kind of hardness that refuses to go down, even long after the moment has passed. You could run a marathon, take a cold shower, listen to your grandmothers voicemail — doesn’t matter. The Runtē remains.
Bro, I don’t know what came over me — when she looked at me I got a full-on Runtē. I swear I almost passed out.
by Campbell Nugent June 9, 2025
Get the Runtē mug.Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?
Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
by imspazz12 February 21, 2010
Get the runescape coma mug.A dead community for RuneScape private servers run by an Estonian called Kevy who maintains a passive income from flogging a corpse.
It used to be decent but is now full of morons, headed by chief moron Scu11 (a terrible programmer and all around idiot, you get banned for not sucking his bongo)
The only decent programmer is Graham
It used to be decent but is now full of morons, headed by chief moron Scu11 (a terrible programmer and all around idiot, you get banned for not sucking his bongo)
The only decent programmer is Graham
Hurr duh let's go on a website about runescape private servers and talk about japanese songs, this is rune-server
by runeserverisajoke August 3, 2020
Get the rune-server mug.An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.
I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.
The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.
The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.
Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.
That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.
The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.
The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.
Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.
That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
by pajaime December 31, 2007
Get the runescape mug.A term used to describe a person , sometimes short in stature and driven to overcompensate socially by their perceived "smallness" . A Runder has to overcompensate by starting shit with/about friends. Usually done anonymously because they lack the aggots to do so face-to-face. Also known as the "Desperado Effect" . Desperate to seek attention to themselves, they get unsuspecting friends to join their cause. Interestingly. this person is perceived as smart but has little common sense. Characteristics include having a desperate need to have an overwhelming number of Facebook friends .
Tom: Yo man, why did you write that shit about me?
John: What's the matter man? Can't you take a joke?
Joe: Yea really, what's the deal with you making all these comments?
John: I thought it would get some laughs.
Tom: Wow man... your such a Runder!
John: What's the matter man? Can't you take a joke?
Joe: Yea really, what's the deal with you making all these comments?
John: I thought it would get some laughs.
Tom: Wow man... your such a Runder!
by Ruh-Roh scooby June 9, 2011
Get the Runder mug.When a person, usually a young male, starts playing the free online MMORPG Runescape again for a short amount of time, despite past attempts to quit the game.
Man1: Hey dude, where's Brian?
Man2: He's playing Runescape.
Man1: Didn't he quit that game a year ago?
Man2: I guess he had another runelapse...
Man2: He's playing Runescape.
Man1: Didn't he quit that game a year ago?
Man2: I guess he had another runelapse...
by cootsified March 8, 2010
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