rock climbing

1. (n) sport involving maddd biddies

2. (v) to scale shit like its your job, then mack on the biddies who come to watch

-Hey dude lemme borrow your rock climbing shoes imma go hit up the rocks

by climbin'champ March 17, 2010

rock climbing

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.

Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

rock climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.

He is one rock climbing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

Rock Climbing

1. The extreme sport of climbing large rocks, or cliffs.

2. The extreme sport of fucking extremely fat chicks (i.e. T-rex from Orgazmo)

1. Let's go to the cliff and go rock climbing.

2. Let's go find that chick chick and rock climb her.

by Brew Guy March 7, 2005

Rock Climbing

Opposite of skiing. Sitting between two females and inserting multiple fingers into/onto female genitals (vaginal area)

Johnny was sitting & rock climbing between Jess and Laura in the back of the volvo

by Climbers630 November 23, 2014

Rock Climbing

The act of having sex w/ a large women.

Example: I went rock climbing last night.

by omgownedadam July 3, 2006

Rock Climbing

Drug Terminology often used in personal ads referring to smoking crack. As opposed to skiing which refers to cocaine.

Hot couple looking for a third into rock climbing and group sex.

by UrbanSuperMan January 28, 2008