Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.

I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Gentleman’s Release

The release of loud flatulence while urinating.

The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentleman’s release. It was loud and repugnant.

I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to peri anal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.

Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025