Potter's disease

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.

Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.

by jbadroad January 3, 2013

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Potter's Syndrome

The depression that follows when you finish a book and/or book series (possibly along with the movies) and realize there will be no more sequels and no matter what you do you will never have the same feeling of anticipation and exhilaration from reading the book series. The feeling that after all the waiting you know you will never get the feeling or feel the same ever again.

Symptoms include: crying, looking at fan pages obsessively, yelling harry potter spells, looking up harry potter facts out of desperation to find something you didn't already know, annual pilgrimages to The World of Harry Potter at Universal accompanied by more crying, dreaming of harry potter characters or dreaming your harry potter.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: The scar had not pained Harry for 19 years. All was well.

Guy: Holy crap... it's all over :'(
Guy 2: yep it's all over.. time for Potter's Syndrome to set in

by Pearsonification February 23, 2013

potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

by Laughology September 11, 2014

Reverse Putter Smith

An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.

That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.

by Plastic Icon November 4, 2020

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007