purple helmet

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.

cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead

purple helmet by tsaurpower March 20, 2003

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

Purple Helmet by boonskis September 7, 2013

purple helmet

the body part that spouts a funny-smelling liquid and sits at the top of a long (from my experience, anyway) rod of pleasure. coincidentally, it also resembles shawn williams's head.

hey look, shawn williams got the purple helmet haircut! let's go stroke his neck to see if he shoots his wad!

purple helmet by negro June 11, 2003

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

purple helmet by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

Purple Helmet

The End of A Penis or a german bell end

Suck My Purple Helmet Bitch!

Purple Helmet by Luke Beal & Scott Roberts September 9, 2003

purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

purple helmet by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Purple Helmet

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.

2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.

3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.

Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?

Purple Helmet by xBenjamin August 2, 2015