pukemonkey

One who you should not be seen out in public with, if this situation is to arise they must vomited on immediately.

i.e, Rugar is a pukemonkey, vomit on him

by sam94 June 2, 2008

PulseMonkey

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence

Pulse Monkey PulseMonkey

by Existence November 27, 2012

Piemonkey

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.

Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.

by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005

peemonkey12

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.

Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.

by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

by Kluster February 8, 2007

premonkey

The racial slur that is inclusive of all Asian stereotypes (I.E. bad drivers, good math, small penis, funny speech patterns)

Damn premonkies slowing up the freeway.

Ha ha! You stupid premonkey!

by Farkas April 21, 2005

puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

by wrwkw October 4, 2009