progressively sociable

Refers to an "incrementally moving up the scale" degree of "closeness" --- i.e., gently 'n' gradually narrowing the "aura" of personal space --- between yourself and someone else, till you've eventually proceeded from merely sitting across from the person all the way up to being either tightly wrapped around him or bodily plastered overtop of him on the bed/couch or on the grass in your back yard.

My neighbor's furry black Lab realized that I was getting bored and lonesome while I was sitting in the front yard to wait for his master to get home, and so he sympathetically performed the classic friendly-canine "progressively sociable" routine on me --- first sitting at my feet and letting me smooth his forehead and riffle his fluffy ears, then scooching forward a bit and placing his front paws on my shoe-lacings, then gently nudging my chest backwards with his head so that he could move his paws up onto my shins, then easing on up even closer to me so that I'd slide my legs down flat and he could rest his paws on my kneecaps, then moving up further to place his paws on my hips, then again using his head to softly lean me even further back, and so on --- till he had me totally lying flat on my back and he had fully stretched out and settled himself on top of me. Kinda weird --- not to mention heavy --- having a huge fuzzy 90-pound dog resting peaceably on top of me, but I realized he meant well, and that he was merely trying to ensure that I didn't feel quite so lonely from waiting till his master got back.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).

Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)

by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

PGB (Progressively Getting Better)

"Progressively Getting Better" is a positive mindset, lifestyle, and opportunity. Everyone has some area of his or her life that needs to be improved. PGB wants you to represent positive progress your life, whether is spirituality, health, fitness, business, or school. "Progressively Getting Better (PGB)," is also a mantra and slogan that people should say and share every day. PGB will integrate itself into the lives of people to reflect positivity and productivity. PGB is a constant reminder that challenges, obstacles, and problems can be overcome with a positive productive mindset and lifestyle.

I am PGB. You are PGB. Yo that dunk was PGB. You are gaining muscle dude, keep it PGB. All my life I have struggled with money, now I am PGB. Mom: How's school? Son: Uhmm..it's PGB. Our relationship is PGB, we argue less. I love life, it's definitely PGB. I am progressively getting better at life. He is not a bad player, he is progressively getting better. My mom is progressively getting better, she just came out of a bad relationship. She just got an A+ on her homework, she is definitely progressively getting better at math. PGB (Progressively Getting Better)

by PGB Apparel November 18, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

Progressive Bowel Movement

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

by SwimSomewhereElse February 7, 2017