procrastitube

(Verb) To waste time exclusively by watching random YouTube videos.

Nick and Dave: How was your weekend, Matt?
Matt: I procrastitubed it away.

by boyzzzzz September 16, 2017

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke

"I'm a constant procrastitoker "

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastitokers

Pro·cras·ti·tokers
Stoners who puts off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.🔥💨

Ronnie and Ernesto are both constant PROCRASTITOKERS!
PROCRASTITOKERS are always Focused and Faded!

by ClassicRonnie February 18, 2019

procrastitoke

pro·cras·ti·toke
To put off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.

I gotta go but I’m going to procrastitoke!

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastitute

(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.

Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!

by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

procrastitweeting

Increased twitter activity during periods of study or work, as a means of procrastinating.

I have a huge assignment to do but instead I've been procrastitweeting by @replying all my friends about how much I hate having to do this assignment.

by hiddenstar13 October 4, 2011

procrastitute

The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.

Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.

by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011