Short for primitivist (or primativist). Fantasizes about technological collapse and a return foraging, hunting, and subsistence farming. Either doesn't really think about the preventable mass death this entails, or actively relishes in it. A particularly inconsistent form is the follower of anarcho-primitivism that imagines technology will be effectively suppressed without a highly coercive state.
Ted's in jail. He sent letterbombs to the CEO of Oracle and Noam Chomsky and wrote a whole manifesto about how technology causes trans people or something. *What* a primmo!
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Person B: WTF El Primo! You are a dumbass
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The cool as fuck, all-powerful, all-knowing being on the Cartoon Network television show Adventure Time. He resides in the Time Room in the center of the multiverse, and can grant every being one wish. The wishes are powerful enough to change timelines, or even create/destroy worlds, and unless these wishes are extremely specific, they can have an unforeseen twist. He can also create material items for himself or others without it counting as a wish.
Jake: Make Finn ok! I wish for safe Finn!
Prismo: Wait.. dude, look.. I like you, so you should know my wishes always got an ironic twist to 'em. It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.
Jake: What?!
Prismo: You just gotta be really specific. Say your wish is "I wish for a back rub". Who's gonna give it to you? A dirty man? A bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner, leave some kid traumatized?
Cosmic Owl: *gasp*
Prismo: "Mom where did dad go", "I don't know, son, he just disappeared from the table, sorry."
Jake: :Stares with jaw dropped:
Prismo: You see Jake, there's rules to this stuff. Wishing an event to be changes elements before and after it. Memories will be destroyed, babies will not be born, potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish.
Jake: :throws up:
Prismo: Wait.. dude, look.. I like you, so you should know my wishes always got an ironic twist to 'em. It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.
Jake: What?!
Prismo: You just gotta be really specific. Say your wish is "I wish for a back rub". Who's gonna give it to you? A dirty man? A bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner, leave some kid traumatized?
Cosmic Owl: *gasp*
Prismo: "Mom where did dad go", "I don't know, son, he just disappeared from the table, sorry."
Jake: :Stares with jaw dropped:
Prismo: You see Jake, there's rules to this stuff. Wishing an event to be changes elements before and after it. Memories will be destroyed, babies will not be born, potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish.
Jake: :throws up:
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