precrying

When something inevitably sad is about to take place and a person prepares him or herself mentally and/or physically to better handle the pain. Typically, precrying takes place before rewatching a sad movie or episode in a season.

"I'm, like, precrying and shoving ice cream in my face." She said before watching Game of Thrones for the second time.

by Kellkotek July 23, 2014

Preying Mantis

A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.

Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!

by Layssiege February 9, 2010

Perrying

Verb: The act of getting blackout drunk, passing out, and vomiting all over oneself and ones surroundings.

"So What ever happened to Mike last night?"

"I'm not sure, the last time i saw him, he was Perrying on his second couch of the night."

by Super-Pledge November 6, 2012

preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

Katy Perrying

The art of listening or watching, memorising Katy Perry performances, videos and lyrics.

This could be in an obsessive fashion, or hardcore girl fan style.

This could also mean someone who is completely obsessed or deluded with Katy Perry in every way and is constantly needing to get their 'KP' fix, this is known as Katy Perrying.

Person 1: "Hey dude, wanna hang out today?"
Person 2: "No sorry, I'm Katy Perrying all day"
Person 1: "WTF, that stupid bitch who can't sing and has big tits?"
Person 2: "STFU.... *starts crying*

by Jackula August 20, 2009

Preying Mantis

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.

Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.

by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009

precopying

Precopying occurs when someone says what you were just about to say.

Example: "AUGH! Stop precopying me! I was just about to call YOU annoying!"

by Pretty All True April 18, 2011