PPSD

Acronym for: Portable Pornographic Surfing Device. Also known as a smart phone.

Get off your PPSD and drive!

by Evenki February 28, 2011

ppsd

the ptsd you get from being sent too many dick pics

"ugh another dick pic, i swear i have ppsd after this"

by The true candipop May 1, 2019

PPSD

Post Porn Stress Disorder.

After masturbating to some fucked up shit, that intense feeling of disappointment you get as you stare at your screen and wonder how your life got so sad.

After little Timmy beat his dick for the 3rd time that day to "BBW gets it in the bellybutton" he suddenly understood why all his friends had deserted him. Another countless victim of PPSD.

by EFOL February 27, 2018

PPSD

Post Prohibition Stress Disorder. You may suffer from PPSD if you aren't used to Marijuana being legal yet after many years of extreme caution.

I walked out of the dispensary and saw a cop driving by and FREAKED OUT! I may have PPSD!

by unklebear March 23, 2021

PPSD

When you regret the pp and you see that person in person

Oh no I just saw Jason, I got hella PPSD

by Mellyyyyy October 4, 2019

PPSD

Post pandemic stress disorder. When individuals get nightmares and flashbacks about lockdowns, masking, vaccinations, and lack of toilet paper.

Usually happens after the said pandemic is over. But it can occur while the pandemic is going on.

Friend: Hey did you see the news

Me: What? Is it another lockdown?
Friend: Nah mate, just about the re-election. Guess you’re suffering from PPSD
Me: yeah *sweats profusely*

by Wittywonka_ January 7, 2022

PPSD

PAST PUSSY STRESS DISORDER

I COULDN’T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, MY PPSD WAS ON FULL ALERT BECAUSE I AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.

by Vadyk March 17, 2022