pound one

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")

"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"

by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005

pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.

by Dune C July 30, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.

Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.

by dizzle pizzle April 18, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.

Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.

by dizzle pizzle December 24, 2008

pound one home

phrase to get people motivated i.e get something done

We need a vid pack in Forum, so lets pound one home boys.

by paulwael October 25, 2006

Pound one out

To take a big dump

You got a bathroom? I gotta go pound one out!

by Hostler May 24, 2023

One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.

Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.

by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012