poorque

When you are watching 4k video and it gets choppy, shows artifacts or pauses and buffers

I was watching the new Star Wars but it got all poorque

by analogrithems June 24, 2018

pooquet

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

by doooosh November 5, 2009

Porqueria

Used to describe lack of quality.

Esto es una porqueria.

Usted es una porqueria.

Hablas porquerias.

by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

porqueria

Spanish for "crap." Literally, crap/filth within a pigsty.

"Esto es una porqueria." -- This is pig crap.

"No hables porqueria." -- Don't talk crap.

by thisistits September 11, 2009

Porque no te callas?

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.

Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?

by duh-nee December 15, 2007

porque

'Because' in Spanish. Used as a conjunction.

Different from "¿Por qué?", which means "why?".

Guy 1: ¿Por qué comiste todo el pastel? (Why did you eat the whole cake?
Guy 2: Comí todo el pastel porque tuve hambre. (I ate the whole cake because I was hungry.)

by Phygar April 7, 2011

Pooque

When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.

'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'

by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012