poorf

Contraction of a "poor fuck". Comes from police work. Some criminals are bad--"perps." Some are just sad--"poorfs."

"It doesn't feel right busting this guy for stealing bread for his family. He's not a serious criminal; he's just a poorf."

by La unionista August 20, 2013

Poofen

A tabby cat

Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.

by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

Poofter baiting

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Schlond poofa

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

Poofesure

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.

Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.

by jakson007 April 12, 2020

Poofesure

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

by AlphaDank November 5, 2019