Plaxicoed

v. To shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.

1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.

2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"

Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"

Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"

by DickArmy December 17, 2008

Plaxico Burress

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

by can't think of one December 23, 2008

plaxico

to accidentally and unnecessarily harm yourself through pure stupidity. For example, bringing a loaded, unregistered, illegal handgun to a public place and shooting yourself with it. From Plaxico Burress, NY Giants wide receiver.

as a noun:
"I pulled a real plaxico by trading DeAngelo Williams. Now I have no RB's!"

as a verb:
"Why did I plaxico myself by planning on starting two Cleveland Clowns in the fantasy playoffs?!?"

by spin24 December 16, 2008

Plaxico

To screw yourself over. To shoot yourself in the foot (or leg), both metaphorically or literally

Plaxico Burress totally Plaxico'd himself when he shot himself in the leg, ending his season with the New York Giants

by Alex Bergmans December 9, 2008

Plaxico Burress Syndrome

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

by boggler December 17, 2008

Plaxico

To injure yourself; often in a very embarrassing way. to cause great unintended harm.

I went to help the lady change her tire but I pulled a plaxico and dropped the car on my foot.

by t0pl355 September 2, 2009

pulled a plaxico

the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg

yo check out this new glock i got (falls down his pants) oh shit! BAMM!!

guy1: did you see that?
guy2: no what happened?
guy1: that dumbass just pulled a plaxico

by j-strauss December 17, 2008