Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
by bingobastard March 28, 2009
Get the pinch a loafmug. by Light Joker January 11, 2005
Get the pinch a loafmug. A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
by B. Steed January 2, 2005
Get the pinch a loafmug. by Peter June 1, 2006
Get the pinch a loafmug. by vix and da suz September 4, 2005
Get the pinch a loafmug.