phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".

by Oscar B Bear December 6, 2016

phumph

simply put, bellybutton lint.

lela: let me pick your phumph!
paul: thats not a word.

by lks February 11, 2006

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.

by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy hit the blanket with a phumph.

by quello Quinn lol mew mew mew! July 11, 2022

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan October 20, 2008

Pumphy

Description of a female or male who is really attractive.

Did you see that lass? Absolute pumphy!

by Cakehole83 May 31, 2018

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by Billisan September 25, 2008