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1: I've got a peepie for you.
2: NO, no. I hate surprises.
1: Don't be such a douche. You know what fuck you. It was awesome and now you don't get to know what it is dick. Way to go. You shit on my heart.
2: Fine... go on with it.
1: You lost your chance. You get no more peepies ever. You done fucked up!
by dankmonkey April 11, 2013
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this here witherfore thine acteth of thee creampie whilst subsituting the creamyness of thine cumdiddly with thine everflowing urine from within thine bowels of thee gods!
so there i was sneakely peepieing this girl, and she found out she was totally down with it... DUDE!
by etiblefetus March 29, 2010
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Screaming peepees

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This is painful urination, typically from STDs.
Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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The Peepee Poopoo Man

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The Peepee Poopoo Man is an evil entity, who if you say his name while taking a dump he will come out of the toilet and take your peepee away.
Steve: "*pooping* I wonder what the peepee poopoo man is..."
PPPPM: "I'VE COME FOR YOUR PEEPEE."
by peachhay May 31, 2018
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when a man grabs a book and throws it out of a window and yells all right peepees.
i was sitting there and then i saw a guy pull a peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee, like dude chill.
by penisleggyface December 6, 2017
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Five Peepee Man

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When a group of kids find out you have five “peepees” on your belt.
by Mxrble October 18, 2018
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Toronto's first official supervillain. He is a menacing prowler who dumps buckets of human feces and urine on unsuspecting innocents.
by BIGBUDDY2400 November 26, 2019
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