"I've never skydived, but I know it's something I'd enjoy! I really pedge it."
Man A: "I love the feeling of beating you at video games."
Man B: "I think you mean you pedge it, because you always lose."
Man A: "I love the feeling of beating you at video games."
Man B: "I think you mean you pedge it, because you always lose."
by JigfredAlfamin May 2, 2019
Get the Pedgemug. A form of scatological edging where the person delays full bowel release when defecating. More advanced "pedgers" can retract the strand of fecal matter back into their anus after the turd has touched the water. This is referred to as a "soggy prairie dog".
I think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he's been in the bathroom for an hour.
Pedging has rekt my rectum.
Pedging has rekt my rectum.
by notsoghettoking June 26, 2016
Get the pedgingmug. "His pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom" said Maureen.
"Really?!" said Jill...
"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"
"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.
"Really?!" said Jill...
"I wish our Frank's pedge was smooth, but he ends up giving me cramp every time he goes up the cave"
"get yourself a new man, a man with a rough pedge is a man not worth knowing" finished Maureen.
by Liam Fairclough September 6, 2005
Get the Pedgemug. by Hgcanon May 28, 2018
Get the Pedgemug. by cuocuo December 2, 2020
Get the pedgingmug. by Jane Dougherty August 18, 2009
Get the Pedgemug. Pedge: "HEY MATE HOW YA GOIN'? HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? IM REALLY HUNGOVER!"
Kyle: "Pedge. Your a discrace to my race. go and paint that green bin red. make sure that you do with a significant amount of pedgeness."
Kyle: "Pedge. Your a discrace to my race. go and paint that green bin red. make sure that you do with a significant amount of pedgeness."
by SEAMAT! March 30, 2011
Get the pedgenessmug.