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paralese

him: “paralese is so hot that’s why we can’t touch her.”
by paralese August 19, 2021
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Paralee

One who is as beautiful as an angel or goddess, kind, unselfish, lovely, sexy, and funny. The perfect girl.
by j0mammy January 29, 2005
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Paralee

Paralee is very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see in this world. When you look into them they make you see all that is good in this world, they make you want to believe in love, they make you want to believe souls exists because she is so perfect in every single way. But do not let her fool you, she is a master with words, she'll tell you what she knows you want to hear just so she can have what she wants from you. She will look at you with those big, gorgeous eyes and you will believe anything she says, while she says she loves you she is looking for a way to break your heart because you're nothing but a game to her. The only person she has ever loved is herself. Yes this may sound rude and incredibly wrong, but people should be warned. She is Taylor swift song material.
by Realthug July 11, 2014
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Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.
I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!
by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021
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paraless

the devolution of paramore after the farro bros left the band
person 1 :hey have you heard of paramore's new album
person 2 : you mean paraless?
by andiaziz December 4, 2012
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paralysed the pussy

When the thumpin’ so good you can’t feel your legs the next day.
‘I’m not gona be moving much today he paralysed the pussy’.
by Joeybsting August 30, 2019
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Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce
He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy
by nutslover56 January 5, 2023
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