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Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.
"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"
by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004
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A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.
Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.
by kunsky August 21, 2014
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sex offender shuffle

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The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
by sethmad October 1, 2020
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sex offender shuffle

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the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics
keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
by chimpg December 17, 2017
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When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.
My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.
by JonKellog April 25, 2021
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When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019
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Sex Offender Saturday

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When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.
Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.
by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021
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