nutjacking

Slang for masturbating, particularly performed by males.

I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."

by [e-mail] June 29, 2006

nutpicking

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.

When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.

by RGEsq August 11, 2006

nutsacking

When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.

"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"

"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."

"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"

by PermNasty June 14, 2009

Sat Navjacking

When you don't have the luxury of a Sat Nav but follow other drivers who are turning off and taking short cuts at the instruction of their Sat Navs to avoid road delays.

The traffic was going nowhere so I resorted to Sat Navjacking a Mercedes who was obviously being guided around the blockage.

by PetuniaClash February 15, 2010

nutcracking

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.

Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!

by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021