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nuntu

A nuntu is a nuntu.
Nuntur nuntu te maro
by AnukulThakur November 23, 2021
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Nuptup

Nuptup. Destroyer of worlds, devourer of souls, straight baller.

What one looks upon as a simple Vileplume is far more. Nuptup (Nuptup) is a god. Higher up in the pantheon of gods than even Arceus, Nuptup (Nuptup) was YouTuber 'ProJared's' favorite and most useful Pokemon in his Nuzlocke challange.

She destroyed Misty, defeated Lt. Surge, outsped an Alakazaam, and even defeated death itself.

Truly no-one is safe from the almighty Nuptup (Nuptup).
"We come at the shrine on the mighty Nuptup (Nuptup) in order to give our souls upon her mighty holiness. May her solarbeams rain against our enemies."
by Girm November 11, 2013
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nuktuk

Man of steel, but with a heart of gold! Born of the arctic tundra!
Nuktuk Arctic Tundra Bolin Hero Hot Legend of Korra
by KorraFan October 16, 2013
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Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.
Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
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Man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!
Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick
by HyperBad September 12, 2018
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Nantucket Nibbler

This is a sex move that can only be performed when the female is pregnant. The male must first nibble on the woman's breats, excreting a small amount of milk into his mouth. The man then deposits the milk into the woman's vagina and uses it as lube while he fucks her.
My wife finally let me give her the Nantucket Nibbler last night
by Jewmaster3000 November 22, 2010
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
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