nuke's connection

Really bad internet connection.

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!

nuke's connection by 1t82 November 17, 2016

North Korea’s Nuke 

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

North Korea’s Nuke by University of Markov May 18, 2018

nuke school 

So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.

Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.

nuke school by MastCat February 14, 2012

Nuke Site 

A Roblox game where you run around dropping nuclear bombs. Nomineed for the best Roblox game of all time.

A: Hey, who's the worst player on Nuke Site?
B: Definitely that User.

Nuke Site by FEAR_ROBLOX January 7, 2020

Nuke style

Its when you jump off a plane and dive down naked during sex and you point your dick at your sex mates pussy or ass and stick it. Ultimately making both of you cum for the last time

"I used the nuke style on my wfie"

Nuke style by Riku AK August 16, 2021

nuke Siete 

A person who’s sole purpose in life is to climb the ladder of stature in order to destroy a system from an internal position

That hoe is a Nuke Siete, she only asked for that promotion in order to burn this entire place to the ground!!

nuke Siete by Pickles84 November 22, 2022

Nuke Squint 

Derogatory slang for Japanese people

Man pulls up in a Subaru. "Boy them Nuke Squint's sure do make a damn good car, I tell you what."

Nuke Squint by GeneralNohacs November 2, 2023