no biscuit

A rebuke for ill-considered or unsuccessful behavior; often, a parody of the phrase, "Bad dog! No biscuit!"

A website devoted to bad writing and its prevention:
"Bad fanfic! No biscuit!"

A math teacher to a class:
"No! No cancelling across a plus sign! Bad algebra! No biscuit!"

A blogger about his slow computer:
"Bad network! No biscuit!"

by Amar Nagesh May 18, 2009

no biscuit

Phrase coined by Amy C. Ralston and John P. Ralston playing Wiff'n'Proof ca 1978. Amy was 4 years old. The result of not guessing a pattern was declared "no biscuit" by Amy. Biscuits were not involved, but "no biscuit" was more fun than saying "no peg".

"I guess red".
"No biscuit".
"Darn".

by John P. Ralston August 19, 2003

no biscuit

when you dont have a biscuit

im hungry, i wish i wasnt in the state of no biscuit

by i love transformers in my ass May 11, 2003

no biscuit

it means that you cant touch me cuz im too fly for your type.

what i meant was that you cant touch me but your mom can.

by virgil roberts May 10, 2003

No biscuit

Not a lie. Synonymous for "No cap"

Jake: Did you steal my Oreos??
Dav: I didn't bro no biscuit.

by itsforaskit July 19, 2025

No risk it, no biscuit

If you don't take the chance, you can't get the reward (prize).

It's a long shot, but if I don't go for it I'll never be a millionaire. No risk it, no biscuit! "B" is my final answer!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 7, 2021

Two Piece No Biscuit

A slight combo of hands, usually thrown one after the other. Most intoxicated people usually ask for the two piece no biscuit with extra gravy.

When Ian becomes a bouncer at the newest club in Seattle, he can't wait to give the drunk fuck heads the two piece no biscuit.

by TheCodeNameKidNextDoor December 19, 2018