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Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel 

Suppose you want to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. In that case, you must follow these instructions: If you ever find yourself in the universe of Dora the Explorer, if you have a nickel in your pocket, go to any person named Nikhil, and give them said nickel. When this is done, Nikhil will smile and give you a thumbs-up. This is the sign every Nikhil will provide you with, and it means that you can start tickling his pickle. You get 10 minutes, and when the 10 minutes is up, you can either give Nikhil another nickel for more time or leave. If you do choose to leave, remember to thank Nikhil. Manners are key!
"I had a nickel in my pocket, so i just HAD to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. Who would pass up such a great deal?!"-Swiper
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nickel sack

A fictional amount of weed that dumbass police officers will accuse you of trying to buy when you were really making a reference to the band 'Nickelback'
Officer Doum Bass asked the boys which one of them was buying the weed for their boss?

The boys looked confused so Officer Bass clarified by stating "I clearly heard one of you mention a nickel sack"

They replied "Officer, we were talking about that guy over there who was blaring Nickelback on his stereo. Nickel sacks don't exist, now get your stupid ass out of here."

Faced with the embarassment of the situation Officer Bass shot both of the boys and dropped a baggie of weed with a nickel in it on each of their bodies.
nickel sack by Pherick June 26, 2014

nickel short of a dime 

This phrase is used to say that girl is a 5 out of 10. This phrase can be re-phrased with any amount of pennies.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you give that chick right there.
Guy 2: Man... she's like a nickel short of a dime...
Guy 3: Hell nah... Shes like a nickel and three pennies from that $h!t.

nickel stretch 

i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E
nickel stretch by CrunkdaFunk222 January 16, 2009

nickel-store whore 

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.
As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

Nickel Slick 

A phrase to describe a person who thinks they are are cunning or shrewd, often times in a failing fashion. Possible roots in the fact that nickels have a coating that is more slick that other coins.
Shiiit, that bitch thought she was nickel slick trying to lie and say she was at her girl's house. I know where she really was.
Nickel Slick by NALLS_DOC December 1, 2011

Nickel Smuggler 

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
Nickel Smuggler by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011