Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

That's net

When something is spot-on, a hit, or an absolute move.

A: we're gonna burn this big honey backwood then get some chicken fried rice

B: oh shit that's net fam count me in

by Jesapi May 29, 2019

kou's net worth

his net worth -10000000 lol stoopid ;P

"Wow ur net worth is a kou's net worth lol its so bad"

by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025

Net Side

A lacrosse term for when the player has a lacrosse stick inserted into his anus with the net side penetrating first. Though similar, this should not be confused with the term "Stick Side", in which the stick is inserted by the side without the net.

Coach: "Okay guys which way do you take it?
Player 1: "I take it stick side"
Coach (somewhat disappointed): "Oh, OK, anybody else?"
Player 2: "I take it Net Side"
Coach: "That's fantastic! You're my new captain!

by Latino Thunder March 21, 2013

net sack

A term used to describe the virtual balls of people who trash talk in an online thread because they know you can't throttle them through the screen.

"Billy is quiet and indifferent in a crowd, but online he has a net sack the size of an elephant."

by TheGhostrider420 August 7, 2014

net slum

any website which seems poorly maintained and/or likely to contain malware; usually dedicated to illicit or questionably licit practices. Common characteristics include sparse and unattractive layout, frequent spelling errors, dead links, and extensive advertisement.

I had to visit a net slum to pirate that movie.

by NetKnight December 18, 2012

Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015