mystery

1) An object of romantic or sexual interest. Doesn't need to be only a hard-to-reach attraction--can also be a boyfriend/girlfriend. Usually, a mystery is a boy when referred to in a group of girls.
2) A euphemism for just about anything.

1) Girl 1: How's your mystery, love?
Girl 2: Oh, just spiffy. We were mackin' yesterday.
Girl 1: I'm totally jellin'... I wish I had a mystery.

2) Oh, fuck! I just stepped in some mystery!

by brankie February 22, 2005

mystery

certain type of cult activity in ancient greek, it was well guarded secret, cult members committed rituals and drank several drinks (wine),and likely mushroom and plant extracts like junkies nowadays and they saw interesting hallucinations about their god dionysos.

Dionysos mystery and demeter mystery were kept in secret. Who broke the silence oath, had to die.

by ptk January 13, 2004

mystery

A person with a good heart.
Always wanting to give back to the community.
Never thinking about himself.
Supportive.
Tollerant.
One of the best australian/international cs players around.

omg heaton is nothing compared to mystery.

by no i am not a mystery writing this poofta sifn't July 7, 2003

mystery

mother bashing newbie

it's a mystery that he didnt knock his mother the fuck out

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

mystery

a person with an infinite sized penius.
Also Refereed to as God.
Derived from the latin expression: Humongo-penius-man

Mystery is better than CARMACK!!111

by eekekke March 19, 2003

mystery

a person who thinks radeon video cards are good

OMG he such a mystery

by andrew June 13, 2003

mysterious mysteries

From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.

Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!

by Invader Alice March 9, 2008