verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)
"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
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by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008
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Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!
Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!
Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!
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