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monkeyness

monkey like behaviour or the presence of monkeys
there is much monkeyness here
by milostwin_01 July 26, 2003
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Monkeynosaurus

A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?

So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.
Go away monkeynosaurus!

Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!

Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!
by Monkeynosaurus Owner September 8, 2011
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mondayness

When everything seems to be going wrong, like on a Monday!
"This Thursday's been full of mondayness."
by BananaPancakes July 4, 2008
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monkeyass

A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.
"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"
by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
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Moneyless economy

An ecomomy that dose not use money. Instead of money it uses a grading system where a person works to reach a higher grading and your grading level determines what you can get in materal goods.
It is a new system but has a large number of surporters who believe that humanity would be better off if they could get rid of money.
What do you think about a moneyless economy?
by Deep blue 2012 February 10, 2010
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Monkeypuss

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.
Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.
by Xent December 24, 2007
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do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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