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Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.
Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009
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a mofoin' mokey who looks black and acts sluty
look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay
by Chenzo_88 October 9, 2003
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Dude did Frank really give Billy a monkay the other day?
by fenderbabiee June 21, 2005
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Monkay

Someone who thinks they belong in a place that they can’t be in.
I saw a monkay at the store.
I saw a monkay driving a truck or also know as a truckcoon
by The cheesekake man or Blake November 19, 2019
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Monkay

A word used to describe a person, usually a nigger(black person) as a joke
Person: What's up monkay

Nigger(Black Person): What up cracker
by WomenBelongInKitchen October 24, 2023
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term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey
Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!
by bokcheelo January 13, 2003
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Sark Monkay

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.
Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"
by Ddogthies May 3, 2018
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