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molestment

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The act of gayly touching your sons butt
Kari stop Touching my butt I will not take this molestment
by Troop111 May 24, 2017
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molestexting

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When a person continues to send you sexual content via text message and you have asked the person not to send such content to your phone. You begin to feel you are being molested though your phone.
He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.
by Trimaze February 16, 2013
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Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018
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Molement

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A Molement is the moment in between taking a mole (tobacco and weed grinded together in a bong bowl) and not knowing what's going on.
Wohh hold on bro im having a molement.
by Samson Weinberg March 30, 2011
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moistment

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Ointment that makes you moist
I sure could use some moistment right now
by Scalli September 20, 2020
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Molestedtown

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Something that is beyond description of something that is insanely perverted.
That was such a molestedtown!
by ragmonster February 21, 2019
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Momentmentum

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Not momentum. But this is what happens when you such a good person and you do so much good for everyone and not racist and love all people that even when you do nothing. Stuff happens to bad people who do bad to you or try to make you look bad. That if you was once a hero and retired that this event would still cause you to be a hero without lifting a finger anymore. It really feels good and it’s like the universe analogy that every ripple every little thing or big thing effects something else and cause other ripples to form , like if you spark someone else with someone good. You responsible for all their good too , it can go for the same if you choose to do bad. Do too much bad. You can’t ever come back from them.
It was the momentmentum I build up in my entire life that change the world for the better that would go on forever to save the world time and time again.
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