Midging

Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.

He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.

by Arnold October 8, 2003

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

Midging out

Missing out

Yo bro, you just been midging out right now

by Ayve July 29, 2025

minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020

minging

anything foul, smelly or nasty

"Ugh! This mouldy cheese is minging!"

by Bob August 9, 2003

mingingitis

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'

that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis

by quoccy boi March 8, 2004