merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"
by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie January 31, 2007
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A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag March 13, 2004
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Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly
by tim May 22, 2003
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He wore his merkin with pride
by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003
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Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.
Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!
by jackal8 July 13, 2005
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a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'
Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.
by enitharmon March 17, 2005
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In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
by mrjsweezy July 29, 2012
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