Mansacking

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.

"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"

by DeepFrying November 1, 2018

Fansacking

The act of using a fan to gently air the male genitals.

I went for a long run but I got so hot I had to come home, lay in bad, and fansack.

I caught my boyfriend fansacking last night.

by Tanny and Lazlo November 19, 2010

Manbacking

Three or more dudes spooning with boners.
Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.

The three wise men were manbacking in the stable.

by the traveling troll October 4, 2010

southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

manscaping

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.

Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?

by Summersong June 9, 2005

manshaking

The art of ostentatiously preparing some god awful MSG laden protein shake in the gym whilst making sure everyone is looking..to impress the gents or the laydees in the gym !

'Hes a nice bloke but he's gotta stop manshaking around the gym'-

by tadge72 November 4, 2016

Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020