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mandbag

A man's handbag or purse; a satchel or messenger bag that is smaller than normal or worn all the time.
Dwayne thinks he looks really cool with that Gucci cross-body satchel on- someone should tell him that mandbag makes him look like a douche.
by girlgeniustx July 18, 2009
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MANbag

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex
EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)
by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009
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Mandage

A paper towel, usually soaked in rubbing alcohol (to ward off infection) wrapped around a wound with duct or electric tape
"Dude, your leg is split open"

"It's cool, I'll just mandage it
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Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
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Mandagor

He is loved by a large group of people, an artist, a cultist, a neeko, a mighty beast and even an anarchist, but I feel as if his sweet nature combined with the hot new breaths of anarchy will combine to create a magnificent duo, both feeling serene in each their presence and feeling as if they were both in the moment, both wanting and feeling the need to be bound with eachother until the end of time, Mandagor, the mighty Dragon Lord, he awaits your soul, -Aster0
Mandagor is a great guy, one of a kind!
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Mankbag

Stop spitting off my balcony yeh mankbag
by Ppsb March 8, 2011
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Mandages

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.
by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018
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