Laundromatic

When a person has a sudden urge to do a lot of laundry.

Whoa, I just felt so laundromatic. I have to go home and do some laundry ASAP

by paintthetownblueinstead3333 September 10, 2010

laundromat sex

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.

I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

laundromat holocaust

using the clothes of the girl you've just had sex with to clean your cock.

the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.

by the devious T August 4, 2006

laundromat

with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;

it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)

Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.

by xalena September 22, 2006

Polish Laundromat

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.

Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat

by C-Blon January 5, 2009

the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"

Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)

by xofu April 10, 2008