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Launch Sequence 

A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.

Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.

At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...

Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.

Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...

Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
Launch Sequence by Grizzly May 25, 2010

Launch snog 

The action of propelling ones body on to that of another person and French-kissing them with force. The over-zealous cousin of the 'grab snog'
I can't believe I launch snogged him!

(The scene from 'He's Just Not That Into You' when the female lead launches across the sofa to kiss the object of her affection, Justin Long)
Launch snog by Chinadam June 2, 2011

space launch system

huge ass rocket by nasa, uses 2 giant boosters and 4 weird small engines which shoot out hot gas and won't fly till like 2023
"So, sir, when do you expect the Space Launch System to launch?"

" "

"Ah, shit, here we go again."

Abort Launch Sequence 

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

Sony Launch Syndrome 

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.
We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.
Sony Launch Syndrome by xyzentw November 22, 2020

vampire's lunch box 

The tin box in the lady's room to store used tampon's
yo that vampire's lunch box was ill wid all dose bloody rags
vampire's lunch box by DaBratt January 24, 2008