larm

acronym for "licensed ass rimming madam"

Phil arranged a tryst with his larm jeanie, she performed her specialty to his satisfaction, he tipped her and as a bonus to her returned the favor.

by hotel nelson October 09, 2007

larm

A larm is a fat arm that could be mistaken for a leg.

(While creeping on facebook) Hey Sara, hey Jana, come check out this chick's huge larm.

by Jizzy Jeff March 18, 2008

Larm

That thing that goes off when you're late for shit

Damn, I'm late for my shirt at McDonald's, I musta missed my larm

by P.Dubya December 29, 2013

Larm

Boring or uninteresting when compared to someone or something fun and colorful/interesting ie. the cereal part of lucky charms.

Man, I love marshmallows, so I think that Lucky Charms are great; I could do without all the tasteless larms however.

by Coaltergeist October 18, 2014

larms

Legs that get used as a second pair of arms.

she just used her fucking larms to open that door, what the fuck!

by furn bang dogg August 09, 2007

larms

Legs that are as thin as arms

She's well skinny, look at her larms

by Liesdale May 08, 2007

Larm

A human being that has long arms and long legs, rendering them a noodle being. A deer person. A dainty friend.

Look at that larm over there! I bet she can reach the top shelf and hug me thrice!

by Riskers September 27, 2019