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Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.
"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"
by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020
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auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.
Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.
by evil pop tart December 11, 2009
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Auld Lang Syne

That New Year song most people only know the first few words of.
Should old aquaintance be forgot, *mumble mumble* *blah la la*.....should old aquaintance be forgot, *mumble mumble* auld lang syne!
by Mr. Biscuits January 3, 2007
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Auld Lang Syne

Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.
Dude, their playing Auld Lang Syne for the New Years special on t.v.
by OnceLer January 1, 2006
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Auld Lang Syne

The song that people listen to once it hits New Years. Relient K also did a cover of the song on their 'Deck the Halls, Bruise Your Hand' album.
They're playing 'Auld Lang Syne' on tv, because it's a new year!! Bloop.
by Homespun Love February 10, 2007
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Clubber Lang Style

To foam at the mouth and create a scene.
Suddenly the giant Brazilian Tome Morais appears Clubber Lang style towering over Hideo Matsuda in front and shoving him away.
by RyanREV July 13, 2010
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scott.lang.stan

hottest person alive, and funniest person in the fucking world ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
omg scott.lang.stan is so hot sheโ€™s so funny ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
by scott.lang.stan May 27, 2021
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