kjo

Noun - To say or do something to unknowingly make an utter fool of oneself.

The process of pulling a kjo is called "to be kjo'd"

E.g.

Kanu: Dude, I'm a maths champion!
Shaggy: Prove it!
Kanu: 12.5 x 2 = 35
Shaggy: What a kjo you are
PK: Haha, you've just been KJo'd!

by arjwiz September 1, 2012

Kjow

When you know something, but you're too cool to just KNOW so you kjow.

Britney may know the school drama, but I KJOW the tea.

by geh.sewer.rat_ October 26, 2020

KJOM

The Kurt Journal of Medicine - a highly reputable journal for medical facts of dubious merit

That medical fact must be true. It’s in the KJOM.

by Wookie74 October 9, 2020

kjomd

Kjomd=Kinda jealous of my dick

All these women want from me is sex, got me feeling kjomd

by psycho mantis September 8, 2014

Kjobie

Another word meaning "sex", "masturbation" or any fondling of the "genetalia"

God damn i forgot to kjobie before my date.

by Roxo March 12, 2003

kjop

Croatian for a retardation. Kjop should be used in extreme cases of retarded act and as a insult to stupid people, it is not to be used for mentally handicapped persons.
(Pronounced : Keyap)

Ed: You know what you look like?
Nick: I don't know here
D.J.: You look like a real kjop.

by Where 69 March 12, 2008

Kjoet

A reference to the word cute, often used to make it look more cuddly.

Look at this kjoet cat.
That's so kjoet!

by Lunatika January 23, 2010