Kilometers

Dickriding Faggot

His Homesite Is 411 Hype

by Bearstein Bear March 10, 2003

Kilometers

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."

If Kay overcooks the chicken again I'm going to kilometers.

by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Kilometers Sittish

Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!

If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

hips of kilometers

Big sexy Hips

Damn girl you have some Hips of kilometers!

by Stupid people that are Mexican February 4, 2018

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018