killful

(adj.) something that has the potential to kill, destroy, or in any other way wreak havoc

That's quite a killful knife/spoon/other deadly utensil you have there, Mr. Assassin.

by g1235711 May 13, 2008

killful

(adj.) something that is seen as very painful or likely to inflict pain.

"That's quite a killful knife/ sword/ spoon/ other object you have there.

by g1235711 August 20, 2008

Killfuck Soulshitter

A generic name for ridiculously ultraviolent barbarian-type characters who exist only to murder and destroy and crush, especially in tabletop RPGs (where designing a character like that can be mechanically powerful, especially if the system penalizes you for having emotional attachments.)

The term comes from RPG.net, where it was originally mentioned in an ancient thread of horror-stories about terrible character names people have encountered. Often paired with Snake Gandhi, a similarly ridiculous name from that thread.

"So, yeah, the only weakness to this defense is if you're faced by someone you love... but if you play Killfuck Soulshitter, whose only intimacies are to Killfucking and Soulshitting, you're basically invulnerable."

by Aquillion2 June 25, 2012

killfile

a list of addresses or names on a computerised mail system, particularly on usenet. when a mail (or post) is recieved and the sender is on the list the mail is automatically deleted or 'killed'. for a laf see the google on the killfile fairy.

"I have never felt quite so creeped out by a person, either virtual or real. People have been correctly pinning his obsessive and vindicative nature for along time. I just thought it was regular flame fodder - grist for the mill. But I was wrong. Oh, was I wrong.
In light of the recent phone threats I received today. I am imposing a black ban on no need to get personal. He is certifiably obsessed to the point of harassment and I ask that people maintain an effective wall of silence,
or similarity killfile the weasel."

by gan October 2, 2003

killfuck

to engage in sexual intercourse with until victim, I mean, partner has stopped struggling

"I done killfucked da shiznit out o dat hizzo!"

by tug July 10, 2003

KILLFUCK SOULSHITTER

KILLFUCK SOULSHITTER is a nickname for any crazily overpowered magical attack in an RPG, either online or off. It dosen't have to be the game's most powerfull spell- just sufficiently powerful enough to ensure its target is totally screwed and without even a remote chance of survival. KILLFUCK SOULSHITTER usually involves fireballs or explosions, or both. I'm fairly sure I heard this used somewhere before, but I don't remember where.

A: Yo man, check out this spell.
B: Yeah, what's it called?
A: KILLFUCK SOULSHITTER
*nearby town incinerates*

by tomanton May 19, 2006

killfuji

He’s a very talented person with so much potential when it comes to music, art and everything else that he happens to be interested in. He’s incredible; he will have you wanting to stay up with him talking about either pure hilarious nonsense or serious topics.

He is, and I’m being genuine when I say this, one of the best people I have ever met and I’m so lucky to have this person in my life. He’s one of the greatest people ever because of his kindness, selfless, caring self. He deserves so much more encouragement and motivation because I have faith in him to become the best self that he can.

He’s not only attractive (even though he says he isn’t), but he’s also very talented and it’s saddening to see how he doesn’t see that. But that’s okay. I, and his other friends, are here to encourage him. He simply deserves nothing but the best.

“Wow, he’s so talented!”
“Oh him? Yeah, that’s killfuji.”

by poofme November 23, 2021