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kellog

kellog (n):

1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred.
2. Email or AIM log containing conversations with Kelly.
I was checking through my kellog today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.
by Seriph X September 4, 2004
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Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face
The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.
by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009
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kellog's

when a fat wigger sings about cereal and everyone makes fun of him
scuoby a doo wop dee dop 2 scoops of raisins
by mctits March 28, 2003
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kellog's

Being down-right stupid.
You stupid kellog's
You special k!
by Mechaton June 11, 2016
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kelloggs trippa

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.
I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.
by Sixamenos August 28, 2018
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Keylogger

A keylogger is a spy tool used to capture your keystrokes. The most common keyloggers are software based. There's also hardware keyloggers. A keylogger is a double-edged sword, meaning it can be used for good and bad. It might be used by parents or guardians to monitor their children's internet activity or be used by criminals to steal your passwords, social security numbers, and credit card numbers. Keyloggers might be attached to trojan/viruses. Keyloggers hide and are very hard to detect by a novice. They don't show up in processes. Keyloggers might hook to your keyboard which is the most common way or inject its self deep into the kernel of your operating system which makes it very difficult to detect and remove.
I had all of these charges on my credit card I didn't make. Later I found out that some one installed a keylogger in my computer without me knowing and captured my keystrokes and stole my credit card number.
by Twisted Dreams December 10, 2008
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kellogging

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.
kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits
by CAVECORE December 15, 2009
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