A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.

Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

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Jetting

An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.

I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.

by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021

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Jewting

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

by Savylthe April 11, 2022

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